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Easier
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle
Than it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven
It is easier for a pig to become an Olympic gymnast
Than it is for a poor man to enter the kingdom of Harrods
It is easier for a badger to drive a Ford Mondeo
Than it is for a sad man to enter the kingdom of Disneyland
It is easier for an elephant to squeeze into a telephone box
Than it is for a fat man to enter the kingdom of Weight Watchers
It is easier for a hedgehog to make love without pricking his prick
Than it is for a happy man to phone the Samaritans helpline
It is easier for a bi-polar bear to become a senior civil servant
Than it is for me to work out a comedy ending to this poem
Than it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven
It is easier for a pig to become an Olympic gymnast
Than it is for a poor man to enter the kingdom of Harrods
It is easier for a badger to drive a Ford Mondeo
Than it is for a sad man to enter the kingdom of Disneyland
It is easier for an elephant to squeeze into a telephone box
Than it is for a fat man to enter the kingdom of Weight Watchers
It is easier for a hedgehog to make love without pricking his prick
Than it is for a happy man to phone the Samaritans helpline
It is easier for a bi-polar bear to become a senior civil servant
Than it is for me to work out a comedy ending to this poem
Published 28th May 2016
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28th May 2016 00:59am
it is easier for a dead man to rise again
than for me to get up in the morning...
than for me to get up in the morning...
28th May 2016 10:28pm
LMAO - I was kinda hoping people would have a crack at adding to the poem - you never disappoint :-)
Anonymous
28th May 2016 1:51am
Hey David......I think you did it perfectly......enjoyed this clever write.....you're awesome.....purple luv & hugs xo :)
28th May 2016 10:30pm
It is easier for a raccoon to become an airline pilot
than it is for me not to appreciate your comments and luv :-)
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than it is for me not to appreciate your comments and luv :-)
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28th May 2016 6:34am
It's easier to get a 3 course gourmet dinner from a Bear Grylls survival challenge
Than to get me to do the F ironing
:)
Than to get me to do the F ironing
:)
28th May 2016 10:31pm
