Little Thoughts That Keep Me Going

 Thoughts like;

My political dream ticket
Donald Trump in the Whitehouse
Boris Johnson UK Prime Minister
Marine Le pen French President
Barrack Obama as leader of the Taliban
Elmer Fudd as head of NATO
Sit back, strap in and enjoy the show

Jeremy Kyle getting fatally wounded
By one of his show participants
After realising that Jeremy
Was just taking the piss
And he was just part of a freak show
Dr Phil being struck off
Foe sexually interfering
With a lesbian dwarf
Opra Winnfrey eats herself
Into a diabetic coma

Hillary Clinton has a revenge affair
With a silver back gorilla called Peachy
From central Park Zoo NYC
Bill Clinton then seeks redress
And has an affair with DooDa the chimp
Form the Jackson Zoo, Mississippi
They both have hybrid children
And so start the process creating
The Planet of the Apes

Kim Jong Un has fatal haemorrhoids
He invents a nuclear suppository
Regardless of world protests
He announces its testing
It certainly worked as a cure
But wipes North Korea off the map
North Korea covered in diarrhoea
A bit of a shit storm
All that remains is his wig

The Zika virus mutates
And becomes airborne
It only choose to infect
Cruel, nasty and bad people
Not shrinking their heads
But making them explode
Wipes out 70% of the world’s population
Leaving only the kind,
Caring and loving people
Humanity might just stand a chance

The planet is fine
It doesn’t need saving
Like a good vintage wine
It’s improving with age
It will easily outlive humanity
In a new paradigm
The Earth minus humanity
I’d want to live there