Not Bothered

 You asked me if I had any
Sexual preferences
I said I was easy
I am a tri-sexual
I’ll try anything sexual
So really;
Whatever tickles your pickle
Whatever floats your boat
Whatever ignites your delights
Whatever plumps your lumps
whatever grooms your blooms
whatever flickers your knickers
whatever gyrates your prostate
whatever stiffens your griffins
whatever wets your fishnets
whatever humps your bumps
whatever shags you  body bags
whatever toots your gimp suit
whatever chuffs your handcuffs
whatever strangles your dangles
whatever pulls your tools
whatever thumbs your gums
whatever slips your lips
whatever ties your thighs
whatever fits your tits
whatever rocks your cocks
whatever hauls your balls
whatever sucks your puck
whatever slicks you licks
whatever tongues you rungs
whatever spanks your wanks
whatever fucks your crux
whatever strums your cums
whatever spasms your orgasms
I’m not bothered