Reilly "Rellic" Anders

I think it's time for a proper introduction,
Many have heard of Rellic,
But few know of Reilly Anders,
I'm a treasure hunter of sorts,
An adept at exploration,
Now I know what you're thinkin,
"Ohhhh great, ANOTHER archetypal girl archaeologist, I'v eseen this all before so forget it,"
And to that I say "yeaaaa but I'm not a whiny Brit" so at least stay for the banter,
Don't get me wrong it's not an easy ride, there's a lot of boulder filled caverns and a *shudder* custody court,
And yes, keeping my golden treasure babies safe is my only familial obligation,
So what am I looking for exactly,
The Mune, yea you heard me right, the Mune,
What? No, not our solar cheeseball I'm talking about the "Mune", it's only the most sacred symbol of my race that can end my family's curse,
Finding the lost symbol of my ancient ancestors has been my life's goal since I entered my first tomb,
Siiiigh, the good ol days, it was in that cave when I learned my first words, "you first",
Hahaha poor Robby, he never did walk again,
Of course he already did weigh over 400 pounds but I doubt that sprained ankle helped,
I mean how was I supposed to know we were walkin straight into the lion's den,
At least there weren't any real lions in it, and Robby CAN walk again, but he's just highly discouraged,
Alright alright alright I know I went on way more tangents on this interview compared to that one time I...,
Ok ok fine we'll save that story for another time,
Would I like to say any words in parting?
Of course! This is my favorite part,

No treasure behind,
Nor star unseen,
Can hide from me,
My people's destiny.