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A short letter to Mr Donald Trump(campaigning Advice)
Dear Mr Trump
I would like to offer some professional advice for the forthcoming presidential elections.
You may want to change them tight
Tighty whites
To Elasticated boxer shorts
This will allow better blood flow to the brain
And may help to prevent you from saying
Dumb shit.
Yours sincerely
Staggerlee
Ps
Where do I send the invoice?
I would like to offer some professional advice for the forthcoming presidential elections.
You may want to change them tight
Tighty whites
To Elasticated boxer shorts
This will allow better blood flow to the brain
And may help to prevent you from saying
Dumb shit.
Yours sincerely
Staggerlee
Ps
Where do I send the invoice?
Published 5th Apr 2016
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5th Apr 2016 4:52pm
He sure needs a ton of blood and knowledge to enter his dome.
Fuck Donald Trump.
Fuck Donald Trump.
5th Apr 2016 10:44pm
Only a complete lobotomy will help him ... Sadder still, the people who lap up his shit
6th Apr 2016 2:32am
I don't think that better vascular flow is going to help this feckin idiot - 'beauty fades, stupid is forever' :-)
a wee cracker of a poem :-)
a wee cracker of a poem :-)
6th Apr 2016 8:34am
