Prayer for DP

Oh Lord
please grant me
some DP tonight
from the back
and the front
to cream my ass
and fill my c...
(oops, pardon me, Lord
I almost said the 'c' word
in your presence)

Just send me hunks
full of jizz
to make me gurgle
while I fizz

Let there be
multiple
simultaneous
orgasms
convulsing
and gushing
and squirting
until dawn
when all three of us
collapse
in a played out heap
panting like cum covered dogs
top of my juicy balloons
all stretched and swollen
to hell
(no blasphemy intended, Lord)

And it may be
a wise move
to strike the neighbors
with deafness, Lord
just temporarily
as the walls here
are thinner
than my vagina
after a scrape
see I was always fierce
in the groaning department

Oh and it has to be
soon, Lord
before my hubby
comes back from
his fishing trip
He's out of town
with the boys
until Friday

Thank you, Lord

Amen