Bollox

(Sung to the song  Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend)

A kick in the crutch can be quite detrimental
Bollocks are your weakest end
A nick on the dick can drive you mental
So be sure your wife
Is nowhere near a carving knife
When you tell her
You've had an affair
Now your Willie is dripping and sick
For plumb shaped or rounded
They can’t stand being pounded
Bollocks are your weakest end

Yes i know I'm mad! :-)