Portrait of an ENIGMA

 My subject is an enigma
But don't let that be a stigma
She is a lovely woman
But full of contradiction

A beautiful body and a lively mind
Make her the type that I am fond.
She's kind and concerned for people
Her interest in animals is equal

She can discuss things of substance
Or trivia without reluctance
She's scatterbrained and yet tidy
Has her flat cleaned each Friday

She's rarely returns my texts;
Does not notice I get vexed;
Yet we remain good friends,
When we meet and make amends

Sex is important to this dame
Seduction to her is no shame
Very often she gets laid
And is thrilled when she gets paid

She is a nudist and a swinger,
She's also a roller coaster rider
And yet with all these extremes
She appears normal to me it seems