Dear women

Dear women
This will be a sexist message.
I am a guy
Of course I think I am better
You think the same anyway
To the real message

Contrary to popular belief
guys are simple
we have four dominant sectors
Food
Sex
Entertainment
and work
you control three of those
know what he likes
and just do it
home will become his heaven

Few things truly upset a man
Yet
Somehow
women do those exact few things

First off
do not speak in code
the message we may decipher
may be the wrong message
in short
Stop it

Secondly
try show a little appreciation
many guys treat you
like goddesses in mount Olympus
 we work our asses off
to please you

Thirdly
learn to fucking say no
DO NOT MAKE FALSE PROMISES
a no heals far quicker

Lastly
this is not a hateful letter
if it is
then stop reading
this is on behalf of all mean

Your Sincerely
Hth