This Is Not A Poem

no really
its not
but its news
that is hot
hot of the press
I musn't digress
and get to the point
man I could murder a joint
to calm my nerves
ok!, here it is

I am going into hospital tomorrow - they are going to re-amputate my left leg above the knee this time. I can safely say I am shitting myself, but I am putting my best foot forward. I might not have internet for 3 weeks all things going well - so don'y worry - I WILL BE BACK (just not all of me)

seriously guys this is true - keep writing I'll see you on the otherside of the surgeons blade

I put it in this category so that more of you perverts actually read it LMAO x 100