Mary

 She was so very pretty in pink
So pretty she made all the boys wink
She’d glide into the room
Make their engines go vroom
Always tastefully dressed
A model figure, she was blessed
Long flowing blonde hair
Pert breasts made boys stare
Long thin legs, stiletto shoes
The kind of legs you’d want to misuse
A sexy, rounded, tight ass
The kind of ass you just couldn’t pass
Drove the boys wild and she knew it
she knew they’d never pursue it
They’d have chased her undaunted
If they truly knew what she wanted
Underneath all this moral veneer
Was a horny vixen, not at all austere
Unbeknown, living a secret double life
Married, she was Mary, the vicar’s wife
But she was wife who wanted more
So she had become the gardeners whore
She would always deliver for the postman
She got real dirty with the coalman
She slammed a door to door salesman
She snuck out to a caravan
And humped a circus strongman
She got on board a catamaran
And rode a polo horseman
After hearing about the instalment plan
She jumped the bones of the insurance man
She hard fucked a business man,
She gave a hand job to a handyman
At a wedding she blew the best-man
A golden shower for the weatherman
So hot she melted a snowman
She cheated on a conman
She broke back the repairman
Had a threesome with a ladies man
Once got paid by a money-man
Grabbed the handles of a bagman
From behind, jumped a frogman
Almost said “No!” to a yes-man
Slept not a wink with the sandman
Stripped the clothes of the ragman
Did the monkey with an ape-man
Got risky with a stuntman
Got noisy with a sound-man
Lost count with a tally-man
Blew and banged a gunman
Got fingered by a triggerman
Screamed like crazy with ‘The Quiet Man’
She opened up to a doorman
She got young with an old-man
Pulled the trunk of the elephant-man
Superman, Spiderman, Batman
Aquaman, Pac-man even Captain Caveman
She even fucked the bogie-man
A husband blissfully unaware
With his wife’s too numerous affairs
He did know about only one
Not the father, not the ghost, but the son
“It must be part of God’s holy plan.”
Mary was also shagging the son of man