Ode to....

 
 
 
I'd rather not
Have this about
 
I've decided  
(or rather that at-present malfunctioning olfactory organ residing in the vicinity of my mouth and cheeks -- between my eyes) has
That
It's overrated
That, you know,  
Which we'd rather not,
Distinctly I might add, have about  
 
At least
Not
In such abundance
Certainly.  
I just want to flee
But, it's hard to leave the vicinity
When the effluvia is flowing
Abundantly
From your own nasal cavities
I know -- too much
Alas! Too much for me as well
Tis why I've written of my rather excessive misery
Of course, I am much better off than many others...
 
 
What's this now? This fresh new hell? Ah yes, my monthly friend has come to visit too.  
Tis well
A balance of sorts if you will
Hmmm...
I think I'll quit while I'm ahead  
No need to invite further fate
Afore this misery abates.  
 
 

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