When Granny Trapped Her Tits

Our Granny had us all in fits
When a revolving door entrapped her tits
We laughed so much we couldn't help
As she flew around with many a yelp

Holding forth with a great guffaw
The doorman fell upon the floor
Holding his sides with tear streamed eyes
As he heard our granny’s squawks and cries

Turned out some nasty little vandal
Had put super glue upon the handle
And it was our granny’s plight
To have her titties locked on tight

The firemen came to set her free
But fell to laughing same as we
As she trotted after her trapped bust
She screamed, hollered and loudly cussed

At last we stopped that wayward door
And granny sagged upon the floor
Her still stuck tits stretched above her ears
I haven’t laughed so much in years

The firemen finally  got her free
And granny was restored to me
She said that it was worth the pain
To have fit young men hold her tits again