What a Bitch

Making my way
to savory days

Sat in chair
That was not fair

Talked bit
Talked not so much
Bitch did all the talking

Did not sit well in the office
Squirmed a little
Actually quite often

She sounded tired of same old crap
Take it out on me
What for

First time I met her
Boy did she roar
Tried to get help
Find a job
went for better hopes upon horizon
She jittered me timbers

Get help some where
As if I care
Horse shit!

I want a job as I say
Band member passed away
Christmas to be exact
Someone get me an axe

As I did listen to her
Said go away boy

Got so angry I just stared
Bewildered bitch cut your hair
Take a shower
Pull up your undeies that surround your fat
As if you need to
Maybey you'll crap your pants

Tell me I'm in the hospital
to much for a job
Sit there sit there and drool on your lap
I don't give a crap

Get panties all in a bunch
Eat your lunch in
shit stained panties
Your ass is ugly
I would'nt touch your gross misadjustment

As if I'm gonna screw
Would never do ya

Sit in that chair and eat your hair
That's all I brought for lunch