A lesson about life

Give me your virginity i said to horse as it gave me a cockeyed stare
i'm not speaking in morse, i just had a divorce, so i want to fuck you of course

She began to step back as as my face lit with glee and i started to laugh manically
she attempted to flee as i cackled tee-hee which surmounted to her kicking me in the knee.

With my knee, the good one, i balanced about in attempt to position my junk,
and i thrust out like a punk towards her beautiful trunk and was met with a terrible thunk.

You see, my steed has this thing where she shits solid gold, and at this moment she felt rather bold.
I had struck her fresh mold, which id much rather have sold, and snapped my cock in a terrible fold.

The story you see carries morals to entrust to a man who can no longer thrust
to fuck a horse is a must, you must straddle her bust, just be aware it may end with disgust.