Hedgebrooms And Friends

My friends look out for me like family
Every single one of them means so much to me
When darkness is the only thing that I see
They remind me that life gets better eventually

Then we sit and drink damn fine cups of tea
And we sit and watch episodes of Rick and Morty
Then we sit
And chat shit
For a bit
And then for a bit more
Because that’s what true friends are for

My friends look out for me like family
It’s that old skool London hardcore mentality
If you fall down we’ll bring you back to your feet
And without doubt you’ll always do the same for me

Because
Friends Are There
To Help You Get Started
To Give You A Push On Your Way
Friends Are There
To Turn You Around
Get Your Feet On The Ground For A Brand New Day

You see
My friends
They’re so much better than yours
We read Batman comics
And we fight to hardcore
Then we bop to hip hop
And we dance to cheesy pop
And we watch bad movies
Just so we can mock

We’re just a bunch of geeks
From the old skool
Before reading comics
And having beards were cool
Playing Nidhogg on out p.c’s
Because Fuck your latest console
And I may not WOW anymore
But I still represent Helkpo

And as far as the fake friends go
I’m fucking done with your hassles
I’m sick of the lying
And conspiring
And all the bullshit tales
That I have to unravel
Go feel free to take your dramas
And have a little choke on them
I’ll be here
Stroking my beard
Listening to the new B Dolan album

So Fuck those fucking fuck holes
I’ve got better friends I need to look out for

Be it Hedgebrooms
London crew
TTBT
We stole that from Doomtree
Be it 30 years strong
Or a new acquisition
My friends are there
Even if I don’t care
But my friends will care
For me