Postman knocked!

Gordon the postman,      
Felicity his wife    
Living love's harmony    
No trouble or strife    
     
I saw your husband Felicity    
Coming out of lady Arbouthnot's shed      
In early morning mist  
I saw her bobbing head.  
     
Felicity! I saw Gordon    
Enter Madame Fortnum's stable    
Was early in the morning    
Sure it wasnt no cable    
     
Felicity my lovely    
That husband of your's    
I'm sure I saw him running    
Out of Henrietta's door.    
     
Tightening his belt    
Hand upon cap    
Tugging on zipper    
Letters falling from sack!    
     
Raised eyebrowed Felicity    
Eyes staring in deep space    
Felt her plan of action    
Falling into place.    
     
When the gas meter man    
Arrived at her door    
She asked him politely    
If he'd like to score.    
     
Next Cecil milkman      
arrived on the step    
Do you want to have it off?    
Hump me on my bed?    
     
Jehova's Witness    
Knocked on door    
Pulled in by his tie    
Fuck God, the bore    
She said    
Seek salvation and fuck me instead    
     
Felicity had a busy day    
Next the Vicar and his son    
They all had cum    
Deep inside her rosy pink cunt!    
     
Gordon! My luvver I'm feeling very wet    
It's time to lick me dry my pet    
My cream is dripping from my lips    
From thought of you between my hips!    
     
Felicity so much cream today!    
Your cunt answered what I pray    
Your wet fanny tastes of zinc    
Between folds moist and pink.    
     
You've never tasted as glorious as of now    
Tell me why tell me how!    
     
I'd drink your nectar every moment    
To go without my greatest torment.    
I'd rub your cream upon my face    
On my cock on my nose!!    
     
Such a curious wonderous flavour    
One I'll forever savour    
Oh sit on my lips my goddess divine    
Let me drink your ambrosial wine!!!    
     
Thus Gordan and Felicity    
Lived the life divine.    
One which adored    
Life's sacred shrine    
     
The temple of love    
Filled every day    
By Felicity's lovers    
For Gordan to say    
     
Feed me my luvver    
Your nectar so zincy    
Day by day      
It makes me more kinki