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Sex was getting spicy,
It was getting hot.
A tingle in my dick,
Hard throbbing in my cock!
Rushed to the washbowl,
A cold faucet on my bits.
Before hurrying back,
To warm it between your tits.
Kissing hot wet cunny,
Glissading in slick bits,
Lips started burning,
Tongue aflame on your clit.
Thats the heat of our passion,
The fire of our fuck.
Thats what our love is made of,
Divine godly stuff.
Then I saw your book,
Leaves open wide.
A glance at it's pages.
Divulged your secret side.
Coconut oil
Goldenseal root
Poke root
Yellow dock
Tea tree oil
OPTIONAL:
Cayenne pepper just a dot
Stir it all together,
Freeze and pop it in your pot!!!!
So that was your recipe,
Your secret herbal pessary!
I'll show you
By which we both will gain.
Close eyes my luvver girl,
While I try to get it all in.
I might feel a bit different,
Its just a penis thing.
A large firm banana,
Waiting ready In my hand.
Cunt lips opened lovingly,
Inviting entry of my glans.
Banana moving in and out,
Coated in your slippery grool,
Made you shake and shudder.
Cunt squelching on my tool.
Glans slid between her lips,
She was left confused.
What were these two cocks about?
Am I now subject to a ruse?
Face lowered upon her cunt,
Banana slipped into my mouth.
Divine food of the gods,
Ambrosial mana, of her south.
Divulged I'd seen her recipe,
And thought I'd try out mine.
Banana split between her legs,
While she could dine on mine!
It was getting hot.
A tingle in my dick,
Hard throbbing in my cock!
Rushed to the washbowl,
A cold faucet on my bits.
Before hurrying back,
To warm it between your tits.
Kissing hot wet cunny,
Glissading in slick bits,
Lips started burning,
Tongue aflame on your clit.
Thats the heat of our passion,
The fire of our fuck.
Thats what our love is made of,
Divine godly stuff.
Then I saw your book,
Leaves open wide.
A glance at it's pages.
Divulged your secret side.
Coconut oil
Goldenseal root
Poke root
Yellow dock
Tea tree oil
OPTIONAL:
Cayenne pepper just a dot
Stir it all together,
Freeze and pop it in your pot!!!!
So that was your recipe,
Your secret herbal pessary!
I'll show you
By which we both will gain.
Close eyes my luvver girl,
While I try to get it all in.
I might feel a bit different,
Its just a penis thing.
A large firm banana,
Waiting ready In my hand.
Cunt lips opened lovingly,
Inviting entry of my glans.
Banana moving in and out,
Coated in your slippery grool,
Made you shake and shudder.
Cunt squelching on my tool.
Glans slid between her lips,
She was left confused.
What were these two cocks about?
Am I now subject to a ruse?
Face lowered upon her cunt,
Banana slipped into my mouth.
Divine food of the gods,
Ambrosial mana, of her south.
Divulged I'd seen her recipe,
And thought I'd try out mine.
Banana split between her legs,
While she could dine on mine!
Published 8th Nov 2015
| Edited 29th Apr 2018
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16th Nov 2015 00:35am
Humorous, but begs the question...about where the recipe came from? Great title too.
18th Nov 2015 00:43am
Thanks for your comment!
The recipe is in fact an actual recipe for a herbal pessary for uterine endometrial cancer.
Cayenne pepper red chilli powder seems a strange ingredient for a vagina to bear and as im not female im at a disadvantage in not being able to try it out.
Over the 7- 8 months I've been drinking upto 2 teaspoons of cayenne in a mug of tea, coffee or just by itself and was surprised at the fact it wasn't as hot as expected. Guess I can sprinkle a bit on my dick to find out how hot it can get?
Anyway read up on it and try it. If you want the link to the herbal pessary please let me know.
Hydrastis is another great herb
The recipe is in fact an actual recipe for a herbal pessary for uterine endometrial cancer.
Cayenne pepper red chilli powder seems a strange ingredient for a vagina to bear and as im not female im at a disadvantage in not being able to try it out.
Over the 7- 8 months I've been drinking upto 2 teaspoons of cayenne in a mug of tea, coffee or just by itself and was surprised at the fact it wasn't as hot as expected. Guess I can sprinkle a bit on my dick to find out how hot it can get?
Anyway read up on it and try it. If you want the link to the herbal pessary please let me know.
Hydrastis is another great herb
