'enfant terrible...'

 














he was caught on CCTV
leaving the maternity unit -
without, however, any film
of him ever having entered
the building...
and it was only many years later
that he reappeared in the
public eye, admitting that, well
ok, maybe at the time, you know,
it wasn't as though he'd been
born yesterday, but then again
it was certainly no earlier
than the day before...