Fruit Cocktails

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There's only five in our relationship  
Me and you, obviously,  
plus the cat  
the lazy, good for nothing dog
and that other dog you're so keen on.  
That makes five.  
So pray tell me, why I'm counting six to seven  
The young one,
all night clubbing and fucking.
To the quiet one I see you snogging from the window,  
was she number six,
or was it that well used sort  
You know,
the one that can show you a thing or two with certain fruits
A thing or two supposedly more than I..
 
So you see,
seven is too many for my liking,  
but..  
I'll compromise a little
if the hound faced cow goes,  
ill even get to like number six,  
maybe I can show her a thing
or two
maybe then not so quiet after all.