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Death is Hilarious
People often think of death
as
Dark
Depressing
Grotesque
Morbid
Scary
Or creepy
Wrong!
Death is hilarious
How?
Simple
Just look at human stupidity
Exhibit A
A couple has sex
on a balcony
On the 6th floor
Things get a bit exciting
They fall over
Exhibit B
Two prisoners in jail
Smuggle a grenade in prison
One of the prisoners keeps it in his butt
Later they try to retrieve
The prisoner puts his hand up the other's butt
But...wait for it
He pulls out the pin
Proof that we should not cry
For our fallen brethren
Rather laugh about the way
Our brethren have fallen
as
Dark
Depressing
Grotesque
Morbid
Scary
Or creepy
Wrong!
Death is hilarious
How?
Simple
Just look at human stupidity
Exhibit A
A couple has sex
on a balcony
On the 6th floor
Things get a bit exciting
They fall over
Exhibit B
Two prisoners in jail
Smuggle a grenade in prison
One of the prisoners keeps it in his butt
Later they try to retrieve
The prisoner puts his hand up the other's butt
But...wait for it
He pulls out the pin
Proof that we should not cry
For our fallen brethren
Rather laugh about the way
Our brethren have fallen
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