The best way to kill

The best way to kill
Is it slow?
Or fast?
It is slow
Painful
Or painless?
Painful

So how to kill a person
Slowly and painfully
Lets see
Boiling
Frying
Hanging(pull the person up the bough)
Guts falling out
Blinding
Electrocuting
Drowning
Cutting
Starving
Dehydrating
No

The best way to kill
Simply
Is by hanging a person
upside down

Its not the slowest way to die
But its the most painful
At first the victim
feels nothing
Almost content with the death
Then
comes
the
blood
From the feet to the head
Creating a pool of blood
Pressure constantly rising
For 10 hours
Finally causing death
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The best way to kill
At least the most interesting way to kill
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