Pins and needles

Sitting on the couch
Your body rests on your arms
Your legs are resting on the table
You are watching a Jerry Springer Marathon
11am

You sit for a couple of hours
12am-Your body feels perfectly fine while you constantly scream "Jerry, Jerry,Jerry" but you can't get up
1pm-The blood flow in your arms slowly makes the tiny vibrations begin.
You know you can't move your arms
2pm-The blood flow in your legs bring up the tiny sensations much like your arms
You are now stuck on the couch

The only way to free yourself is to put your feet on the floor
But the vibrations from your legs will translate to pain
From the pressure of your foot hitting the ground
You try walking away from the couch
The walk is difficult as the vibration won't leave

You shake your right arm
It finally comes alive
You pick up your left arm
But it just drops like a stone
Slamming into your left thigh
Luckily the pain has gone

That is the pain of pins and needles
Think of that in the form of a dart
The perfect way to hunt a person
Luckily it has not been made

Well...
Not yet anyway