Pretending to be all deep and shit

Looking at the white screen of doom
Pretending to be all deep and shit
Asking important questions like
Where is the bed?
More importantly
Where is the girl in the bed?
Where is the unhealthy food?
What is the meaning of life?
It's 44
Sorry Marvin, Zaphod, Heart of Gold and mice
So here I am
Pretending to be all deep and shit
Here's a strange thought...
Does Cancer get too much press
Its the poster child of sickness
Screw
Aids
Tumors
The flu
and hangovers
It must be Cancer
I'll try
To pretend to be all deep and shit
NEXT TIME