Tis a good day to be sadistic

Tis a good day to be sadistic
The sun is up
The birds are singing
and someone is about to bail
instead of screaming "look out!"
Laugh and say "haha...what a fail"

Tis a great day to be sadistic
So a person acts like a fool
That's cool
Encourage them to do more
until their dumbass meets the floor
Stand over them then say
"the floor is hard hey"

Tis a fantastic day to be sadistic
The neighbor's dogs have been driving you mad
it made your fist go all iron clad
Why not try a gun
It's a whole lot more fun
The dogs will be worth 50 points
and the owner's 1000 points
Go ahead make it a game
Across the neighborhood
You'll get fame

Oh and tomorrow...
Start again!
Tis a good day to be sadistic