Mother's day

Walking into the kitchen
Grab the eggs, grab the milk, grab the coffee
Oh no!...
Where's the oil?

Turn on the gas stove
Put the pan on the flame
Crack the eggs
Oh no!...
There's egg shells in the bowl

About that oil
What does mom like that is like oil?
Wine...
That is it!
I throw the wine into an open flame
boom!
What a fireball!

Sniff...sniff
Breakfast smells good...
Oh Crap!
I'm on fire!

She walks into the kitchen and screams
"What is going on?"
She throws the some flour on me
"Happy Mother's Day Mom" I say

She looks at me and gives me a great big hug
She then whispers in my ear
"Do you know why I enjoy Mother's day"
I reply "No, not really"
She hugs me a lot tighter then whispers
"Its my day to suffocate you with love"
Oh no!
It's Mother's day!