"The Black James Bond" ... A Poem written by Big Virge 29/11/2005

Now DON'T Get Me Wrong ... !!!    
      
I Rate Sean Con' ...      
As The BEST EVER BOND ... !!!      
But There's Not Been A .....      
       
" Black James Bond " ... !!!!!      
       
I'm UP FOR IT And Do INSIST ...      
That I Should Write The Story ...      
Using ... Scripts In Rhyme ... !!!      
       
"Please move along, Mr. Brosnan !      
I'm coming through, Big Virge, Black Bond !"      
       
I'm Lyrically SLICK ...      
With ALL THE Chicks ... !!!!!      
And TRUST In This ... !!!      
When My Trousers They UNZIP .... !!!!!      
       
I'm Packing A Gift That'll Make Them Lick ...      
And OPEN UP Their Pretty Lips ... !!!!!      
       
Now Q Would NEED To Have Equipped ...      
An ASTON With ENOUGH Music ... !!!!!!!!      
       
IPOD Player THOUSAND GIG ... !!!!!      
   
I'm Moving With A HEAVY STACK ...      
So Girls Would End Up On Their BACK ... !!!      
       
My Policy Would Simply Be ...      
To Breed ... NUFF' SEED ... !!!      
Enough To Grow A Double O Tree ... !!!   
       
Now As For My Identity ...      
No Double O Seven ...    
Or Double O Three ...      
       
Just ... Double O Me ...     
BIG VIRGE ... BELIEVE ... !!!      
       
Or Better Still ...      
... " OO " ... Ladies ... !!!      
       
I'm JOKING I'd Be DOUBLE O ... V ...      
I'd Have The COOLEST Weaponry ... !!!      
       
Guns That I Wouldn't Have To Aim ...      
The Black James Bond And David Blaine ... !!!!!      
       
Trousers THAT Could Hold A Gat ... !!!      
They'd Have To Girls And That's A FACT ... !!!!!      
       
My Missions' Would Be ...    
... STRICTLY Women ...       
From The END Back To Beginning ... !!!     
       
EVIL Men Just Cause PROBLEMS ... !!!      
 
"So Double O Ten, you're assigned to them !"  
       
Okay There's SHAFT And Action Jackson ...        
But Don't Get Me Wrong ...      
I'd Rather Be ... " BOND " ... !!!!!      
       
Because Bond's Connections ...      
Are ... TOO STRONG ... !!!!!      
       
YES The British ... "Secret Service" ...      
       
... What A Team ... !!!      
Their Cashflow's SWEET ...      
Like Good Ice Cream  ... !!!!!      
       
... NO Money Worries ... !!!      
EVERY Night A Different Sight ...      
And YES A Different Pair of Thighs ...      
       
... FEMININE Eyes ...      
That's No Surprise ... !!!      
       
See Now I'm BOND EVERY GIRL Says YES ...      
When I Say ... It's time for bed ... !!!      
       
I Should Just Mention ...      
... I'm A Dread ... !!!  
       
" Dread Lock Bond !" ...     
"Fi Tru', come on !"      
       
Who'd Suspect That I'd Protect ...      
The World From Future Dr. No's ... !?!      
       
See ... Even As Bond ...      
My Wordplay Flows ....      
       
I'm Telling You ... !!!      
I'd Be SO COOL ... !!!!      
       
You Know I'd Groove ...     
In ... Tailored Suits ... !!!      
       
SAVILLE ROW To TOKYO ...      
       
" Mister Moore, just had to go !      
I'm, Double O V, so, fix me up bro,    
you know, neatly ! No cameras please !      
I'm glad you liked my, Rap CD !      
I've got to go, there's Octopussy !"    
      
I'm Bond HELL YEAH I Would Emcee ... !!!      
       
Eminem Would Change Careers QUICKLY ...      
Because Fans of His Would Now CHEER ME ... !!!      
       
I'm The Black James Bond Folks...      
Don't You See YES Double O ... V ... !!!  
 
The COOLEST Dude To Walk The Streets ... !!!      
       
Guns For FREE ENOUGH Money ...       
Weaponry ... And HOT Ladies ... !!!!!      
       
Life Would Simply Be A DREAM ... !!!      
       
"Wake up you fool, it's poetry !"      
       
OKAY Okay ...  !!!  
But That's The Way ...      
My Role Would Go ...      
       
I'd Save The World ...      
Then ... CHILL At Home ... !!!     
       
But Truth Be Known ...      
You Know I'd NEVER Be Alone ...      
I'd Have .... LOTS of Company ..... !!!    
       
My DOUBLE O Seeds ...        
Double O ... Junior ...      
Double O ... Marley ... !!!   
   
And Yes Of Course ... !!!      
DOUBLE O ... BB ...        
       
Come On You Know ...      
DOUBLE O ... Black Bond ... !!!      
       
I'm A Fan of Moore ...      
Connery And Brosnan ...      
       
But ... NONE of Them ...  
Believe ... NOT ONE ... !!!!!!      
       
NOT EVEN Denzel Washington ... !!!      
       
Could Play The Role ...      
With More ... APLOMB ...      
       
Than Me BIG VIRGE ...      
       
" The BLACK  James Bond ... "      
     
Listen Here :    
   
Acapella Vocal - https://soundcloud.com/user-16569179/the-black-james-bond/s-10eDI  
   
And From The Album, Virges' World Vol. 1    
   
https://soundcloud.com/user-16569179/10-the-black-james-bond?in=user-16569179/sets/virges-world-files