Blurred Vision

 From a distance she was picking her nose
Up close she was clearly just scratching

From up close she was fixing her earring
From a distance she had her own head in a headlock

She laughed at me from a distance
But close up she was actually crying

Up close she had something in her eye
From a distance she winked at me

From a distance she blew me a kiss
Close up she was nervously chewing her lip

Close up she was clearly in pain
From a distance she smiled at me

From a distance she looked young and beautiful
Close up she was old and a bit haggard

Close up she was a definite no
From a distance she was possibly a yes

From a distance I need spectacles
Close up I need blurred vision

Close up I am a bit of a shallow dick
From a distance I am deeply a dick