The Class I Missed :p

 
The skintight shorts that hug her hips
Look painted on her fanny;
A snug fit that accentuates
Every nook and cranny.

Her torso's ripe endowments
Bring traffic to a stop;
Aided in large part, no doubt,
By the low-cut, see-through top.

Oddly, her outfit exposes
Far more than it conceals;
Sixty-seven voluptuous inches
Sashaying on eight-inch heels.

The strange part is what irks her;
Sorely wounds her righteous pride.
The one thing she can't stand is being
Sexually objectified.