Little Femmies Never Grow Up

Let's start our story,
About a young feminist,
Avid Tumblrite,

Learned of the brigade,
Social Justice Warriors,
Eagerly signed up,

"Check your privilege",
Was the pledge of allegiance,
Armed with pretenses,

Deployed to twitter,
Let loose on the internet,
Prepare your hashtags,

Always complaining,
About most everything,
Please leave us alone,

Projections abound,
Lacking any evidence,
She doesn't need facts!

But alas she tires,
Feminizing the world,
Is quite the workout,

She takes a step back,
To admire her noble work,
But alas what's this,

People aren't happy,
"Rape culture" keeps them all scared,
Bigotry abounds,

"How did this happen?"
"Why is everyone fighting?"
"Is this all my fault?"

"Don't worry my child,"
Jessica Valenti soothes,
"Mission accomplished,"

"Women have power",
"Men are now subservient,"
"Hillary be praised."