“Catherine the Great”

Catherine the Great,
Not Catherine the So-So
Looks great in blue jean shorts
Makes me want to kno mo
About her, even though
She says that there is nothing to tell
I doubt that.
Don Juan’s mistress.
I want to solve the mystery.
I want to know the unknowable.
Inside and out.
The depths of her mind.
The curves of her form.
Every inch of the unknowable,
The unknown –
Psychological
Physiological
Psyche
Body
Whatever there is to know about her
Whatever there is not to know…
The dirty little facts
And the public secrets…
Or something like that.
I want to read her clearly
And plainly
I want to see
Her hopes and dreams…
Her goals.
She is a mystery that I want to solve
Crack the case and have a sherry afterwards
Seven percent solution.
That would not be enough.
99% incomplete.
Failure to upload.
1% known.
Catherine the Great.
She looks great in polyester.