Haiku's vol. 1

A snails anguish
I can feel it when i stamp
squishy squishy squish.

I was born backward.
Why is my truncheon rancid?
pooey truncheon, Mm.

Bored in summer,
fat fuck bald wanker, eat shit
I'm very hairy. 

It's too bright outside
Salmon is tasty grilled
Melancholy fills.

It's too bright outside
I live in a dark castle
I am a vampire.

Suck me dry, good shit.
I am taller than fuller
Love fisting the dead.

Winter is coming,
How can i possibly cope?
Anal is the way.

Eating my cereal.
Cereal is good.
Die fucking cereal.

Damn it all, you fuck
Youre broke my fucking heart, bitch.
I snapped her in two.

Torpedo in sea,
Sad lonely shark stalks it's prey
It bit my leg off.