Day in Space

We were weightless at last;
On a bed with my girl,
It happened so fast,
It gave us a thrill.

The instructions we face
Were hardly complex;
Whilst we are in space:
'Have frequent sex '

We try to get started,
But she floats away;
The technique is uncharted;
We must not dismay.

I grab at her waist
Trying to mount
But my aim is misplaced
We're floating about

We try to find somewhere
To stay in one place;
The bed and the chair
Were not a good base.

She lies on the floor
Limbs tied with straps
Can I now score?
It is still 'perhaps'

At last we find
The way it is done
Our bodies aligned
We start to have fun

The researchers were pleased
The film was so good
It's been well received
Around Hollywood