When does the compass need recalibration

absence of a guard helps with strategic strikes
surprise can be a mutha fucker
making you realize
cowardly dogs always bite at the ankles when you’re not looking
cutting off the legs
puts you on a level playing field with midgets
at that height your balls drag
causing excessive wear to the sack
I’ve been guessing my speed lately
stopped counting  lines on the coffee table
cause the effect differs from the potency
no focus and out of balance
directed by a higher authority
Oxy and gentleman jack is at the wheel
chewed on a bloody tampon last night
only to find out cannibalization isn’t my thing
who said lessons can’t be bought
that shot of ass may have been free
but the bag of smack and bad memories cost me $60