The Bright Side of Life

smart phones
dumb people
taking pictures of their breakfast
as if it is a momentous occasion that needs documentation
the world is going to hell in a suitcase
because a basket is no longer big enough to hold the bull it contains
ants scramble when rain falls
the picnic is ruined
pass me the meat loaf
the sun shall rise again
the ladies love me when i am drunk
they find me humorous
suck my clitoris
i do not know what i am saying
random thoughts flow through my brain
to my penn and teller
embrace the madness and have some chinese food
konichiwa bitches
just kidding i love you
or as the new generation would say
jk i  <3 u
write phonetically since no one can spell anymore
someday the fate of the world will be
determined by women who put more importance in twerking than math
and men who do not know that a belt is for holding up your pants
keeping it real and all that suit
pass the vodka but do not water it down
smirnoff
svedka
bacardi
captain jack harkness
pass the meat loaf
drunk text at three in the morning whilst i fuck your girlfriend
and eat your pudding cups
jello
dont sniff the fruit salad
it has gone bad
we played doctor
i showed her mine and she showed me hers
we gave each other physicals
then i checked her temperature repeatly
until i was sure she had a fever
spelling no longer matters
meow
neither do i
oblivion awaits us all
peace and long life
britney says hi