10 to 2, or Look At Me

Look at me
I'm a remarkable man
With ten bucks in my pocket
and a beer in my hand

I'll take this can's contents
and turn them to piss
Then I'll flatten it down
using only my fist

Or if you'd prefer
I'll smash it on my face
Then I'll do the same thing
with the rest of the case

Then before the night's over
and everyone's through
I'll leave with a ten
and wake up with a two