The Three: The Third

Of all the ladies that I've bed
this one was kinda scary
I knew I had to be discreet
'cos she happened to be married

I knew her back in High School
but we hardly ever spoke
So when she finally hit me up
I thought it was a joke

She told me that she had a crush
I brought it was a jest
She said she'd like to take a ride
on something I possessed

So I showed up one morning
and brought my pogo stick
She showed me a door with a lock
and I showed her some tricks

She knew just what I came for
I didn't have to ask
but I knew better than to be
there when her man came back

I broke things off after awhile
for fear of getting caught
I watched TV enough to know
that this could get me shot

She hit me up a few weeks back
and she was single then
We talked a bit, I asked her out
and we tried it again

And things got boring pretty quick
it wasn't quite the same
I didn't like her company
just liked to play her games

Was just about to tell her when
I got a call from my best friend
He told me she was over there
I told him that I didn't care