why you should not fuck with me

dont fuck with me.
why?
well im not gonna lie,
cause next time you say something
that will tick me off,
im gonna chop you head off
and leave it,
for the wolves to eat it.
and if that doesn't work ill have to burn the evidence,
then i might have to put a weight around your waist,
and put your body in the ocean
just like osama bin laden.
and then im going to run out and hide,
then they'll just give up,
cause they dont even give a fuck.
then when people start asking me questions,
all im gunna say is,
dont fuck,
with me.