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Picnic With A Machete

find a quiet place for us to picnic
don't look in the basket Bitch
don't cry because I call you a Bitch
I use it in a non gender specific way
I call every body a bitch
here eat this turkey sandwich
and drink this cranberry juice
don't get smart Bitch
I'm Einstein and you not Bitch
I'll be calculating the specifics of these parameters
turn your smartphone off
and shut your mouth
it's a picnic
not an opera
and Don't look in the basket
don't let curiosity get your cat killed
Bitch I'm for real
you see them trees in the forest
yep, them trees is where you gonna be sleeping
Bitch don't run
I said Bitch
don't
run
let me get my big butter knife out the basket
I said Bitch
don't
run
Bitches just don't listen
now I'm a have to chase a bitch
into them trees
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