Understanding the Origin of Homosexuality

First, the short version,        
Then the longer one.    
Who is the first male that      
a male homosexual has sex with?        
Himself,yes, himself.    
So homosexuality starts with masturbation,    
Masturbation of a certain narcissistic kind.    
     
Now the natural tendency when masturbating,      
Is to try to maximize your pleasure,of course.    
During masturbation,if you abandon all restraint,    
You eventually envision oral sex(OS) with yourself.    
But that is impossible, for you can't reach it.    
   
So, when you come to this fork in the road:    
Either you redirect your imagination away from OS,    
Or you look for a substitute for your own genitals,    
The genitals which you have developed a desire for.    
   
The logical substitute for your own organ is what?      
Genitals which look the same as your own.       
Namely, same-sex genitals.    
   
To sum up:    
You have a desire for the organ    
Of members of the same sex,    
Because you desire so much    
your own sex organ.      
     
NOW FOR THE LONGER VERSION:    
If something gives us pleasure,        
We naturally tend to like it.        
The more pleasure, the more we like it.        
If the pleasure goes beyond a certain level,        
Liking becomes loving.        
       
If our sex organ gives us pleasure,        
It's natural to love it.        
When we're just a  child,        
Before we have sex with anyone else,        
We have sex with ourselves - masturbation.        
       
There's two kinds of masturbation:        
(1)the other-oriented and        
(2)the focused-on-self kind.        
       
An example of the first kind is where a male        
Looks at,focuses on, a photo of a woman,        
Not on his own sex organ, of course.        
       
The second kind is different.        
By concentrating on yourself,        
You see your organ thru the lens of intense pleasure.      
The sensation you generate acts as a sort of lens,      
Thru which you see your organ in a new light.        
You are looking at it "thru rose-colored glasses,"        
This leads it to seem beautiful,      
Even though it actually isn't.    
     
The power of the pleasure,
What can I compare it to?
Background music in a movie
Can enhance or leverage the emotion
You feel in response to the plot.
 
Likewise, the pleasure you receive  
during times of masturbation
Can magnify or leverage the beauty  
Of the organ in your hand.
    
During hours of masturbation      
The subjective value, or worth,      
Of your genitals increases according   
To the pleasure you are feeling.  
 
At the point of orgasm,  
Your sex organ may seem to be  
the most important thing  
In the whole wide world!        
       
We have the ability to personify things.        
Children talk to dolls as though they are babies.        
If we think of the sex organ as a person,        
Saying, "I love you, my darling,"        
What does that lead to?        
What do you tend to do with people you love,        
If not kiss them?        

In short, the NARCISSISTIC type of auto-eroticism        
Leads us to actually desire to kiss our organ,        
To perform oral sex(OS) on ourselves!        
This is a form of idolatry, to be sure.      
But that doesn't mean it doesn't happen!        
       
But we can't reach the organ we're lusting for.      
As we look for a solution to this problem,        
We entertain the idea of finding a substitute!        
Since the organ of a member of the same sex        
Is an exact copy of the organ we have,      
  - The organ we have come to crave  -        
The organ of the same sex becomes attractive
Yes, surprisingly attractive.
We are at a loss as to how to explain it.
We say to ourselves,
Oh, it must be my genes.
Oh, I must have been born this way.         
 
We are on our way to unintentionally        
becoming an active homosexual,
Yet we can't understand how it happened to us!
        
But if you would simply think back  
and track the development of  
Your behavior during that "special" time,
Yes, the hours you spent masturbating,
You would be able to make sense  
Out of your present situation.  
                 
PS: homosexuality is learned.        
Get that into your head!