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God Damn Lemons
People always tell me that when life gives you lemons make lemonade,
But what if I only have lemons and nothing else.
What am I supposed to do now?
DRINK FUCKING LEMON JUICE!
No
That is not going to happen.
But I am going to shove lemons down anyones fucking throat,
Who tells me that stupid fucking analogy.
They always say "make the best of things in life blah blah blah.",
But what if there is nothing in life to make the best of?
Then what?
But what if I only have lemons and nothing else.
What am I supposed to do now?
DRINK FUCKING LEMON JUICE!
No
That is not going to happen.
But I am going to shove lemons down anyones fucking throat,
Who tells me that stupid fucking analogy.
They always say "make the best of things in life blah blah blah.",
But what if there is nothing in life to make the best of?
Then what?
Published 23rd May 2011
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23rd May 2011 2:45pm
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6th Oct 2011 5:35am
squirt lemon juice in the eyes of your enemies and run like fuck :)
or you could always follow the second path
If life gives you lemons, give lemons life and make frankenlemons! lol just to brighten your day
or you could always follow the second path
If life gives you lemons, give lemons life and make frankenlemons! lol just to brighten your day
