Rant 1

I just love concrete
Slab on slab
Brick by brick
I love reds
I love greys
I embrace what you call urbanisation
Walk ways, tunnels, housing estates
Garages, underground car parks
Office blocks, tower blocks, flats
What you call ugly
Gives me wood

I want to frack your ugly countryside
I want to tarmac the fuckin lot
I mean what’s its fuckin point
I mean what’s its function or use
Car parks for everyone I say
Forests, trees, hills and dales
Mountains, farmland, woods,
Lakes and rivers, fuckin wild life
What a pile of wank

Save the Panda, the rhino, the whale
Save the dolphins, the tiger, the snail
I say fuck em
Lets eat em
They’ll become extinct
I still say fuck em
My love life is extinct
But nobody wants to fuck me