Americans vs Wizards

Each day I come closer to believing
Americans are the dumbest humans
on the whole planet they have to be
Americans are educated with a TV
now Americans have even been hit
with a new form of mind control
that works even better than the TV
the new deal is self mind control
let me point out to you how slick
the Wizards who control your mind
for you have become now they can
program you to do exactly what is
expected of you to get acomplished
does this new mind control technique
sound a bit strange to you with
their new system of mind control
the Wizards doesn't have to waste
any time fooling you or trying to
this business is taken care of by you
yeah you are going to be trained
and taught how to be your own fool
the Wizards are amazing aren't they