Dear media you are one big fat meanie. song

Intro:
The media is called big fat meanie
Meanie, meanie, meanie, oh
So many. Dumb perceptions of society
I wanna know why
My questions to you suckers out there
Here goes nothing.....

Yo, yo, what's up?
I wanna know
Why boys eat burgers and girls eat salads?
Why is the coke ad so weird and romantic?
Could you speak the truth
And tell me what is going on
In the mind of the media
'coz it seems a little bit crazy
It's becoming uncool
Soon enough we may see Satan
Coming back to school........


Chorus:
Dear media
Don't get me wrong
I much rather eat a lot
Then try to be something I'm not
You advertise trends
I don't buy it
Twilight was just so lame, lame
You show us too much perfectionism
In actors and actresses
We may get caught up in our own appearances too
I'm flushing down all these perceptions,
Down the loo, boo
Boo-hoo sucks to be you
Yeah you're going down
Like Krusty the Clown!
(There was no clown)
Where is the power you show about reality?
All you do is feed us with fantasies
Totally unreal, yeah!
Dear media you are one big fat meanie
Meanie!


Why do you bother to show up?
Much rather throw you out the window
All the magazines I've read
Turns to stale bread
What's new is not really news nowadays
Some meaningless crape about
Some lady whos cat got stuck up in a tree
Don't even watch Glee
Because Glee sucks all the way
Arianna Grande is not my Queen
She just thinks she has it all to be famous
I'm sorry
You made me feel this way
So I'm being mean to what you made me see
In the stinking m-e-d-I-a


Chorus X2
Dear media
Don't get me wrong
I much rather eat a lot
Then try to be something I'm not
You advertise trends
I don't buy it
Twilight was just so lame, lame
You show us too much perfectionism
In actors and actresses
We may get caught up in our own appearances too
I'm flushing down all these perceptions,
Down the loo, boo
Boo-hoo sucks to be you
Yeah you're going down
Like Krusty the Clown!
(There was no clown)
Where is the power you show about reality?
All you do is feed us with fantasies
Totally unreal, yeah!
Dear media you are one big fat meanie
Meanie!

Ending verse:
I know you'll never stop
MJ will come back
Jesus will kick your ass
Bring us the stuff
Known to man
Let us hunt
And hunt this media crap down!!!