The Best Kind of Lazy

The best kind of lazy's watching porn
That she has blogged to share with all the world;
And (it may be that) laziness will warm
The places work won't reach: when she is curled
Around a vibe that's purring on her puss,
It's making her relax and feel so sweet
Inside, that when I reach over to muss
Her hair, I know she's mine and won't retreat
When I caress the softness and excite
Those feelings that she has let build all day;
They let her sigh and find that this delight
Is something that enhances the slow play
Of fingers and sex toys that you will find
Within the lazy cunt: it's the best kind.