Virginia The Vagina Ventriloquist,,,

Virginia Was A Ventriloquist,,,
And She Was Quite A Lass,,,
She Could Talk Out Of Her Vagina,,,
But Never Out Her Ass,,,

Ever Since She Was A Small Child,,,
Virginia Had Been Able To Throw Her Voice,,,
At First It Was Her Toys,,,And That Was Wild,,,
It Was Almost Like,,,She Did It By Choice,,,
And As She Grew,,,Her Talent Did Too,,,
At Then It Was The Trash Can,,,
The Dog,,,The Cat,,,And Then,,,
Virginia Made Her Vagina,,,Talk To Men,,,

So Before This Story Begins,,,
There Is A Fact,,,You Can't Ignore,,,
Virginia Just Liked Taunting The Men,,,
Virginia Was Not A Whore,,,

Virginia Was At The Store,,,Standing In Line,,,
There Was A Man In Front Of Her,,,And Another Behind,,,
And Then A Voice Says,,,It's Sure A Nice Day,,,
And The Man In Front Replies,,,Yes,,,
And Then The Voice From Below Says,,,I Wouldn't Know,,,
I Can't See Through This Dress,,,
And Then Virginia Says,,,Excuse Me,,,I'm On The Phone,,,
So Then She Turns Around In Line,,,
And Makes Her Vagina,,,Talk To The Man Behind,,,
And It Was Such A Sight To See,,,
Because These Men,,,Actually Believed,,,
That Her Vagina,,,Was Talking To Them,,,

And Virginia Laughs Her Ass Off,,,All The Way Home,,,
While These Men,,,Are Telling All Their Friends,,,
On Their Cell Phones,,,


And If You Ever Hear A Voice,,,,Coming From Below,,,
While Standing In Line,,,At Your Favorite Store,,,
Just Hold On A Moment,,,Before You Phone Your Friends,,,
Because This Is The Way,,,That It Always Begins,,,
When Virginia The Vagina Ventriloquist,,,
Has Struck Again,,,,