RECIPE 2

RECIPE

Christian Fool

Ingredients:

1 Imaginary friend
3 loafs
2 fishes
7oz of faith
10 oz of Guilt
1 cup of Voices in the Head
10% of Earnings
A sprinkle of lies
1 Tsp of Blindness
I pint of Brainwashing
Fire and Brimstone


Take all the ingredients avoiding any contamination with reason and logic. Wisk violently ensuring every thing is broken down. Add tears if the mixture becomes questionable or stodgy.

Add sermons on the mount to taste. Don’t be afraid to be generous with fire and brimstone. Bake on a low heat until ‘He is risen.’

Fully baked Christians like slaves and soldiers ask no question. They must be trained to share this recipe with their neighbours especially the needy and non-thinking.