Masturbator (an exercise in alphabet)

Nice alphabetical. Made me laugh

Thanks. I was hoping that someone would get a laugh out of that one

Good we have 26 letters to come to an end in good time :-). You didn't learn that at school???

No, Miss chi, I had a private tutor, her name was Rosie Palmer, and would train me after school. On Tuesdays and Thursdays my biology teacher taught me other linguistic techniques, but that seemed to benefit her more than I, until later in life.  

Excellent. The rhythm of one word lines and the change in speed in places really embodies the sort of erratic rhythm of the act itself. Interesting piece.

VERY nice
young kids will mug it
and by the time they've finished
they will cumm smoothly and bless thee
alaphabator  you replace all
masturbator

compose one for
exclusively ladies
they'd love it
many r becoming lesbians
all know it  
as each knows
where and when
to do what
men ejaculate
and simply
fuck off

I'll see what I can do, Again