Life is not a cum catching contest

You dont have to spread your legs
For every looser that tells you u have a nice ass

Life is not a cum catching contest
Crunchy pantys arent the grand prise
We could probly sail to mexico on the q.e.2
With the abount of baby gravy that has plopped
Out from between your thighs

Life is not a cum catching contest

Just because so and so buys you a drink
And slaps your ass dosent mean you gota
Suck his dick and take it in the ass

But all theese words are a waste because your mom in
One in the same so its not you i blame u have cum
In your geans and cock on the brain you where born that
Way but thats ok i guess just make shure you dont get any off
That mess on your slutty black dress