"Loopholes"

        
       
Some young ladies today, wishing to maintain morals and serenity
Guard their hymen with sexual sacrifice, guaranteeing premarital virginity
     
This is not to say they shun all desire, never enjoying intimate activity
They choose to engage passionate options, anal and oral proclivities
     
The title often used, 'Biblical Loophole' is tossed around with glee
For they are not having intercourse, by definition we must agree
       
Many proudly wear Purity Rings, morality in tact for all to see
Still, wanting to share mutual pleasure, virgins also have needs
         
Most gents soon learn, tapping the vajayjay is just not going to be
But disappointment becomes elation when given the opportunity
     
Taking full advantage, filling hungry mouths and rectums, as a proud trustee
Exercising lustful loopholes, pleasing the gals and themselves, in the first degree
     
     
*December 6, 2014*
         
**Inspired by this: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY
Warning! Adult Content!
May be offensive to religious folks.**
     
The video features Kate Micucci and Riki Lindhome.
Kate is the dark haired member of the duet.
Yes, her surname is pronounced, My-coochie!
She has made appearances in movies and television,
including "The Big Bang Theory."
       
I couldn't make up this stuff!  :D